Mrs Mackerel’s TFI Friday (18th May)

Mrs Mackerel's TFI Friday (18th May).

This week saw the arrival of the Dooper. Cue small fanfare and much smiling. I think it’s a boy and will therefore be called Simon. Resisting the urge to perform in a typical Mrs Mackerel fashion in new wheels, I haven’t yet reversed into an inanimate object. Though it does look like I may get done for speeding; I find small cars travel much “better” than crap old ones. Blink and you’ve missed me…

On to equally important matters, the theory of make-up application. After a rather high-spirited soiree with my darling High Priestess, and considering the very sorry state of delirium and disarray I found myself in the following morning, I decided that amount of make-up rendered is directly proportional to the amount of alcohol consumed the night before, yet inversely proportional to the hours of sleep obtained. The net result of a midweek night with HP, sampling gin and tonic in a “Dumfries” fashion (don’t ask, I can’t explain), followed by many, many glasses of pink stuff with bubbles, results in… industrial strength panstick. I was a barely functioning shocker the next day, think “floating on my side in the tank” state of affairs.

Tonight, I will be reprising my Debbie McGee role at our children’s school in an entirely sober fashion, where MM will be hosting the annual quiz. A rather cruel thought just crossed my mind, does this make MM a vertically challenged, second-rate magician from Middlesbrough? There’s a thought for the weekend…

Mrs Mackerel x

Download Jeffrey Lewis & The Junkyard – Mini-Theme: Moocher From The Future mp3 (from Em Are I)

Download Clinic – The Magician mp3 (from Winchester Cathedral)

One thought on “Mrs Mackerel’s TFI Friday (18th May)

  1. Swiss Outpost very sad to be missing the annual quiz fest. Give my “fondest” to any Witches of Eastwick attending. Still… was on the winning team last tim (due to music knowledge alone, I think) so probably best to end on a high. Much love. Xx

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